Wednesday, September 5, 2018

28% of children in my birth year died of a preventable cause.

Twenty-eight percent.  Just shy of 1/3.
1,566,900 of them.
 In the USA alone.
One million, five hundred sixty-six thousand, nine hundred.
In just one year: 1989.
From a completely preventable cause.
1,566,900 is a very large number. To give it a little perspective, consider that the total number of US service members killed or wounded in the Vietnam war (1964-1975) was 243,523.
This means that more than a MILLION MORE children died in ONE single year, than all the United States casualties in the entire ten-year Vietnam war.
I just…thought you should know.
I try to keep things mostly sweetness and light around here…but I needed to share this with y’all. It’s something I don’t talk about much, but live with every day. 

Joy


As you live your life, you may ask yourself what you will remember in the future, what moments will stay with you and what will vanish...and I don't have an answer for you.

But this year I had the chance to look at a photo album with my grandpa. He probably hadn't looked at the album in 60 years, some of the people and places were hard for him to identify with certainty. The minute we turned the page to this photo, though, he lit up. "you put a firecracker in the tube, and then a rock, and it shoots the rock!" I'd swear he had the same gleeful look on his face that he had in the photo...eighty years later. 

Sunday, July 8, 2018

UFO Sighting...




So in around 1998 or so? I started an afghan. I was just beginning to learn to crochet and my stitch improved so much over the course of making it that it would not be flat in any way, let alone square. So I wadded it up and ignored it for 20 years. I now have better skills and was able to make it much flatter, if not much more square.

But now that it is over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life….
I wonder if the post of Dread Pirate Roberts is vacant...

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Heartsing

(Because why have a blog if I can't put up random stuff I wrote? This is the first piece of fiction I have ever written that I am both happy with and that did not cause me acute pain. For this I am indebted to one Wulfpig whose writing class is unlike any other.)
 
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For Hobden,it was a day like every other day.
The forge by the ford in the Heartsing river was the same as ever, the smell of fire and horses and hot metal all pervasive in the June sunshine. The village was quiet in the mid-day heat, silent except for the sounds of contented livestock and the flow of water.

Business was slow. A few horseshoes, the odd armor repair for a wandering knight.
The small village barely supported its one smith, many people wondered why he remained at all. But Hobden's father had been a smith before him, and his father before him, as long as there had been a village there, and some men said as long as there had been a ford.

He looked out of his workshop, down the dusty, broad swathe of the main street, unable to shake the feeling that something was about to happen. The heat haze was making the false fronts of the few shops waver. Was it only the stillness of a midsummer noon that gave him the feeling that something dire was impending? His gaze wandered through the cluster of houses, past the steeple of the small church, following the road until it wound out of sight among the surrounding hills. There was nothing there, but he could not shake the feeling that he was waiting for something.

There was nothing there.

Nothing but a small cloud of dust. And a faint scream that was coming closer. And a larger cloud of dust behind that. A cloud of dust made by something unnaturally tall and broad, like a man but taller than any of the houses.

The small screaming dust cloud reached the far end of the village, identifiable now as one of the children who had been out watching the livestock. The townsfolk began to emerge from the shops and houses, wondering at first, then breaking into panic as they saw what was bearing down on them. Hobden could see the panic spreading toward him in waves. Everything on legs was running, trying to get away from the monster bearing down on them. Now he could see that it appeared to be an armored man. Only larger than any man could possibly be.

It was effortlessly, almost casually, wrecking everything in its path. First one house, then another was leveled; bludgeoned apart by the monster's metal fists. Fire ignited as more buildings were torn apart. Everyone was running.

Something snapped in Hobden's mind, and, hammer in hand, he began to run too.

Toward the giant.

It was a moment of blazing clarity.

This was what he had been waiting for.

Waiting his whole life.

.....

The story is that he ran up the side of a building, ran over the roofs and caromed off the church steeple before bringing down his hammer onto the giant's head in a blaze of lightning.

Whether the story is true, I cannot say. He appeared to have no memory of the incident when I spoke to him, years later. He only talked a little about his work, that business was bad, that the feeling had been growing on him lately that he was waiting for something.

What, he could not tell me.

 

Monday, May 26, 2014

Captain Haddock - from Abecedarian to Zapotec

We now present, for your pleasure, a more-or-less complete list of Captain Haddock's pseudo- expletives.
Please note that not all the combinations (i.e. "billions of blue blistered barbequed barnacles") are included, these are left as an exercise to the reader.



Abecedarians
Abominable snowman
Aborigine
Anachronisms
Anacoluthon
Anamorphic aardvark
Antediluvian bulldozer
Anthracite
Anthropithecus
Anthropophagus
Artichokes
Autocrats
Aztecs
Baboons
Baby-snacher
Bagpipers
Bald-headed budgerigar
Balkan beetle
Band of thugs
Bandits
Bashi-bazouk
Beasts
Belemnite
Big-head
Black beetles
Black marketeers
Blackamoor
Blackbird
Blackguards
Blistering baboons
Blistering blundering bird-brain
Blithering bombardier
Body-snatcher
Boneheads
Bootlegger
Bouganvillea
Bragging nitwit
Breathalyzer
Brigand
Brontosaurus
Brutes
Buccaneers
Bully
Bunch of rats
Cachinnating cockatoo
Cannibal
Carpathian bashi-bazouks
Carpet-seller
Caterpillar
Centipede
Cercopithecuses
Certified diplodocuses
Certified ignoramus
Cheeky
Chump chops
Coconut
Coelacanth
Coleoptera
Colocynth
Cowards
Crab-apples
Cro-magnon
Crooks
Cut-throat
Cyclone
Cyclotron
Dictatorial duck-billed diplodocus
Diplodocus
Dipsomaniac
Dizzards
Dogs
Donkey
Doryphore
Dratted animal
Drunken old ape
Duck-billed platypus
Dunder headed coconuts
Dunderheaded Ethelreds
Dynamiter
Ectoplasmic by-product
Ectoplasms
Egoists
Fancy-dress fascist
Fancy-dress Fatima
Fancy-dress freebooter
Fat faces
Fat-headed fire-raisers
Filibusters
Flaming jack-in-the-box
Flat-footed grizzly bear
Four-legged Cyrano
Fresh water swabs
Fresh-water pirate
Fuzzy-wuzzy
Gallows fodder
Gang of thieves
Gangsters
Gasbag
Gherkin
Gibbering anthropoids
Gibbering ghost
Gibbons
Gobbledygook
Gogglers
Goosecaps
Guano-gatherer
Guttersnipes
Gyroscope
Harlequin
Heretic
Highwayman
Hoodlums
Hydrocarbon
Iconoclast
Ignoramus
Ill-mannered savages
Imitation Incas
Infernal impersonations
Insolent porcupine
Interplanetary goat
Invertebrate
Jack-pudding
Jellied eel
Jellyfish
Jobbernowl
Judas
Kleptomaniacs
Klu-Klux-Klan
Landlubber
Lily livered landlubbers
Lily-livered bandicoots
Liquorice
Little goose
Little pirate
Little spitfire
Little wildcat
Loathsome brutes
Logarithms
Lubberly scum
Lunatic
Macrocephalic baboon
Mameluke
Megacycle
Megalomaniac
Merino lambs
Miserable earthworms
Miserable molecule of mildew
Misguided missile
Monkeys
Monopolizers
Monsters
Morons
Moth eaten imitation camels
Moth eaten marmot
Moujiks
Musical morons
Nanny goat
Nest of rattlesnakes
Nincompoop
Nitwitted ninepins
Numbskulls
Nyctalops
Odd-toed ungulate
Old alchoholic
Old witch
Olympic athlete
Ophicleides
Orangutangs
Ostrogoths
Paranoiac
Parasites
Patagonian pirates
Patagonian savages
Patagonians
Perambulating fire-pumps
Pestilential pachyderm
Pestilential parakeet
Phylloxera
Picaroons
Pickled herring
Pirates
Pithecanthropic mountebanks
Pithecanthropic pickpocket
Pockmark
Poisoners
Politician
Poltroons
Polygraphs
Polynesian
Prattling porpoise
Prize nincompoop
Prize purple jellyfish
Profiteers
Psychopath
Puffed up Punchinello
Purple profiteering jellyfish
Pyrographers
Pyromaniac
Raggle-taggle ruminants
Rats
Reprobate
Rhizopods
Road-hog
Ruffian
Saucy tramp
Savages
Scallywags
Scarecrow
Scoffing braggart
Scorpion
Scoundrels
Sea-gherkins
Sea-lice
Sealion
Second-rate son of a sword-swallower
Shipwrecker
Slave traders
Slubberdegullions
Son of a sea-gherkin
Squawking popinjay
Steamroller
Stool pigeons
Subtropical sea-louse
Swine
Sycophant
Technocrat
Terrapins
Terrorists
Thundering misguided missile
Thundering nitwitted sea-gherkin
Tin-hatted tyrant
Toads
Toffee-noses
Traitors
Tramps
Troglodytes
Turncoats
Twister
Two-timing tartar twisters
Two-timing troglodyte
Vampire
Vegetarian
Vermechellis
Viper
Visigoths
Vulture
Weevils
Wonder boy
Woodlice
Wreckers
Wretch
Zapotecs
 

Saturday, May 24, 2014


While we are on the subject of the misattribution of quotes, it might be well to bear in mind that the views expressed by characters in works of fiction do not necessarily reflect the views of the author(s).

Otherwise, hilarity ensues.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Ever see this floating around the internets?

It's supposed to be all inspirationally 'n' stuff. Deep. Heavy.

But it always made me wonder how such a normally sane, well grounded person could spout such drivel.

Well, my suffering is over - thanks to wikiquote I've discovered that it wasn't him. It was George Macdonald. That quote had been around for at least six years before Mr. Lewis was even born. (here, have some evidence.)

Now I like Macdonald as an author. The Princess and the Goblin is one of my very favorite books. But as a theologian I think he's nuts.

I realize that it is too much to ask for correct attribution of this tripe. But - can we like start a campaign to attribute that air-headed sentiment to someone other than Lewis? I dunno - maybe Plato?

update: I have doubts that Macdonald said it either. Also, this  is and interesting article.



Monday, March 17, 2014

Western Hound's Tongue



Cynoglossum Grande
This is the only truly blue wildflower that I have ever seen in Northern California.
It is not widespread - I have only ever seen this one specimen locally.
It blooms very early in the spring, so some years I miss it entirely. We found it this year, though, and there is a kind of hope in that.


Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Things I make...


A foray into Irish crochet. The border is traditional, the center is my own design. I thought that Irish crochet needed more actual interlacing, and Borromean rings followed naturally.
It’s about 7” across.




Friday, November 22, 2013

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Things I like


When I was very small this guy used to play for tips at our local farmers market.....I remember Mom bought a whole set of his CDs, even though we didn't have a CD player back then. I still listen to them.

He has a website now, and I hope he's stinking rich.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Because Nothing says "Christmas" like......

I try not to blog stuff here that contributes to the ugliness in the world. (maybe I fail, but the goal is still truth, beauty &goodness all the way.)

Every now and then, though, I find something I really need to share.


I work in a store that sells Christmas ornaments. I unwrap and price them starting in mid-July and hang them up for the world to see around the end of August. I kind of enjoy this, since I enjoy Christmas and cute stuff and I don't think that decorating a tree makes you a bad Christian somehow.

I have developed a high tolerance for the kitschy, the campy and the Just Plain Weird - though I am still less than fond of glitter.

But then I unwrapped The Monstrosity -  a nameless abomination that took the form of a high-heel platform shoe-thingy in colors such that it would embarrass even the most hardened trailer park elf /Elvis impersonator.
 

In short, It's ugly, it's fragile, and it does not appear to bear any relationship to any secular or religious holiday.

Scroll down if you dare.

"that which is seen cannot be unseen."



















Thursday, August 1, 2013

Hedwig

****


My first memories are of the high hills.


Soaring eagles below. The grass and trees on the farther hills swaying in waves wilder than the seas I have since seen.


I have another memory, of Smoke and screams – but it is very faint.


Edwin found me, a baby of about three months old, on the threshold of his cave, a line of tiger’s footprints leading away.

He raised me as his own, teaching me, when I was old enough, the ways of healing and of the mysterious innate goodness to be found in the pure elements and (in greater or less degree) in our fellow creatures. “Signs of the eternally true” Edwin called this. “Dim sparks of the one bright thing.” “As dewdrops are to the river, so are these things we sense. Someday you shall seek the River itself.”


We lived quite peacefully in the hills, those high hills. There where a few small villages, many animals, occasional raiders and goblins. Edwin trained me in the use of arms, that I might be able to withstand evil and hunt for food. We did not see much of any fellow Druid, as many of them did not see wisdom in Edwin’s ways. They saw plants as a force to manipulated, not respected, and animals as slaves (or masters), not nourishment. They manipulated the weak and feared the strong.They had no knowledge of the river.


When I was about fifteen years old I found outside our door a tiger’s cub. Whisper and I have been inseparable since. Edwin used to tease that we where littermates, pointing to the common tint of our hair and eyes. It is true we understand each other.


For six years we three were happy together. Then Edwin died, as all men must. I buried him according to the custom of our people, building his mound under our favorite tree.


After this, my heart became restless, and I determined to go in search of that River of truth that  alone can heal all hurts and fill all emptiness.

****

And so her story begins:
How all these met with each other (and many adventures) must wait for another day:


Sunday, July 21, 2013

I'd like you to meet someone...

Father Emil Kapaun. 
His MOH citation is here
Part one of an eight part series of articles about him is here. Read the whole thing, you owe it to yourself.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

...and companions, Martyrs



Most professions have their own patron saint or several. Doctors, lawyers, greengrocers, waiters, bomb technicians, swordsmiths, accountantsyou name it. Usually a saint is chosen as a patron by a group because they either followed the profession in question while they where alive, or because they exemplified some virtue that is vital to the state in life of those who practice it.

So who is the Patron Saint of  retail/customer service workers?

Apparently, we haven’t one.

We are an extensive group, but largely nameless – even our very best efforts will never catapult us to fame - unknown but to our families and God.

The problem seems to be that retail sales as it is practiced today is a relatively modern invention. I have not been able to find a bio of a saint who followed the profession for any length of time. (St. Frances of Assisi is great, but he isn’t what I had in mind because he quit his father’s shop rather dramatically.)

So who would be fitting for retail workers everywhere? Our profession is extremely diverse and includes grocery store cashiers and Nordstrom’s sales associates – requisite skills in all environments include smiling in the face of disaster and putting up with stupid people while keeping a sense of humor. The ability to answer the same question over and over without losing your temper, and not punching stupid people. Standing on your feet all day and smiling, and not punching stupid people. Also, not punching stupid people.

So I propose this:

“...and companions, Martyrs.”

You see, there is a vast army in heaven of people, normal sorts of people, who died rather than give up their faith. In most countries, when a persecution arose the tyrant du jour would round up the missionaries and any of their converts they could find and execute them. Frequently we know the name of the missionary but not the names of all the converts, so they are listed as: St Charles Lwanga and companions, Martyrs. Or: St Andrew Kim and companions, martyrs.

Large group of diverse people who understand suffering and exemplify steadfastness and perseverance? check.

...and companions, martyrs, pray for us!

Monday, April 22, 2013

Along the Brook - 1931



You can view the copyright announcement here.  It's right next to The Greedy Goat!

"With drawings of fifty common plants and creatures, by Margery N Wilson"... who is, alas, lost to the internet.


The book was actually called Along the Brook, what you will find there and how to name it, and it has survived better than "Along the Shore." At least, it's on Amazon and Along the Shore is not.

According to this source, his full name was Raymond Tifft Fuller, he was born In 1889 and died in 1960. He wrote several books for young naturalists (you can read a review of one of the later ones here.)

 He also wrote a book about the passion play in Oberammergau (written in 1934, which was its 300th anniversary and the year the Nazis tried to take it over and turn it into some kind of Jew-hating "peasant festival" )You can read the book here. I skimmed parts of it and gathered that the beer in Munich is really, really, good and the play is NOT COMMERCIAL AT ALL,  M'KAY! Mr. Fuller had attended the 1930 version, but wrote this book before the 1934 play took place. The book appears to be more about urging people to visit Germany than it is about the play itself, specifically it's about how nice these German tourist bureau people are to give us such a good exchange rate.

Germany in 1934 was not poised to descend into the depths of evil. It had already descended. Dachau concentration camp had been open since 1933. Dachau is only about 65 miles from Oberammergau. The books where already burning. The Nazi party was the only legal party. Hitler was dictator of Germany. The Gestapo were open for business. Jews were no longer second class citizens, they were not citizens at all. They were boycotted, forbidden to own land or arms or run newspapers. They were steadily losing any rights they still possessed and it was getting worse. This was already in effect.

So, was Mr. Fuller evil? I doubt he was conscious enough for that. I think he had one of these:
...But that dosn't make me feel any better.



Friday, April 19, 2013

Pinafores and Pantalets - 1931

I couldn't find out anything definite about the authors of this book. They are both credited with writing other things, so I presume they existed.
The review in Parents' makes it sound like the story took place in colonial times; but from this review of Pinafores and Pantalets it appears that 1864 was the year in which "children's lives where considerably simpler than they are now."

Considerably simpler, because we where only having a civil war at the time.

In 1931 the Civil War had ended 66 years previously. Because so many had enlisted so young, there where many civil war veterans still living in the 1930s. (Albert Woolson was the last surviving civil war veteran, he passed away in 1956.)

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Gay Madelon - 1931


It must have existed because you can get it on amazon, they even have a picture of the cover:

I can't find much about Ethel Calvert Phillips, except that she was quite prolific and wrote children's books from the nineteen-teens through the 40s.
There is slightly more information on Ilsa Martha Bischoff (1901-1990); This Source says:
"Ilse Martha Bischoff was born on November 21, 1901 in New York City, to Adele Maria Timme Bischoff and Ernst Bischoff, founder of the Ernst Bischoff (pharmaceuticals) Company of Ivoryton, Connecticut.
From 1928 to 1946, Bischoff illustrated 12 books and wrote two novels about George Washington's Portraitist, Gilbert Stuart: Painter's Coach in 1943, and Proud Heritage in 1949. Her autobiography, Drive Slowly: Six Dogs, was published in 1953. She was also an avid collector of Meissen porcelain."